Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Janice Dickinson Plastic Surgery Before and After Gone Bad Photos Nose Job and Facelift

Janice Dickinson is the self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel. Her sensual face graced the covers of thousands of magazines, and she reinvented what it meant to be beautiful. She went on to judge four seasons of America’s Next Top Model and open her own modeling agency. Despite Janice’s successes, her plastic surgery attempts were all horrible failures.

Janice Dickinson on her plastic surgery: ‘I don’t think my appearance has changed’

Check out the photo above. That’s the worlds first (self-declared) supermodel Janice Dickinson, 58, in 2004, just eight years ago on the left. A lot can happen in that time but note how gorgeous she was. She had already been toxing and tweaking at that point but she hadn’t had a facelift, she hadn’t had lip injections (which she denies, but come on she has novelty lips) and she had some natural lines around her eyes. She was so pretty at 50 years old. A year later, in 2005, she was on The Surreal Life looking like a different, plastic person.

I know because I watched that first season and I remember how unnatural she looked. It’s only gotten worse, but somehow Janice thinks she looks the same and is insisting that those lips are all hers. I guess that explains how this happened. She’s got an unhealthy dose of delusion going on. Oh and that extends to her finances. She declared bankruptcy, but its not her fault, it’s due to the banks and the plastic surgeons who didn’t comp their services. In Touch has a new interview with her and it’s kind of funny/sad.

Listen Up, Janice Dickinson Has Some Plastic Surgery Advice

And this self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" knows what she's talking about when it comes to going under the knife, even admitting she "lives" for cosmetic procedures (which would explain why she's bankrupt and $1 million in debt for unpaid taxes and plastic surgery bills.)

So... countless doctor's office visits later, Janice Dickinson is bestowing some of her wisdom upon the troubled starlet before she goes back for nose job No. 3.

“She’s old enough to do whatever she wants. But if you’re going to do it, do it right and get great doctors,” Dickinson told us.

The What I Like About You actress has been teasing us about getting work done since early last month.

"I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don't want old photos used anymore!"

The “ugly” obsessed star was adamant about having yet another procedure after her latest mug shot went viral.

Janice Dickinson Loses Two False Teeth, Searches For Them Like 'Lucille Ball On Crack'

The 56-year-old supermodel unfastened her falsies to enjoy her food, explaining to the gossip column, "I was so excited talking to [my friend] that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn't find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village."

A frantic Janice Dickinson got down on all fours like "Lucille Ball on crack," and coerced the clientele into helping her locate the pearly whites, which, health inspectors-be-damned, were ultimately found.

Janice Dickinson has been pretty open about her plastic surgery past, but no one has asked her about her dental records. However, if "America's Next Top Model" (which closely parallels the actual industry and upon which Janice was once a judge) has taught us anything, it's that the teeth make the woman. Remember when Tyra shaved a gap between a contestant's two front fangs? Okay, we didn't catch that entire episode, but we read all about it here.

Anyway, back to Janice Dickinson. Check out the following clip from 2010 -- in it, she tells ABC News about all the work she's had done. She says, "I've done just as much as every model and actress out there, I'm just willing to talk about it."

As you can see in the before and after pictures, Janice’s face lifts, eye lifts, nose jobs, and breast implants remarkably changed the look of her face and body. In her pursuit of youth, Janice Dickinson lost her natural beauty.

Because of her many facelifts, her naturally shapely face has been narrowed and sharpened. Her eyes are pulled too tight, as well as her lips. She attempted to correct her too tight lips with lip injections, but she made her lips almost comically big.

Janice Dickinson also had a nose job, or rhinoplasty. Her nose job made her originally cute button nose too sharp for her newly angular face.

Janice Dickinson plastic surgery made her looks worse by continuing to try and fix previous botched surgeries with more surgeries. Because she has had so many cosmetic surgeries, she is almost unrecognizable from the sensual and fresh young woman she used to be.

Because of her attempts to remain looking young, Janice Dickinson plastic surgery lost her naturally beautiful face and body. She is a sad example of celebrity plastic surgery gone wrong.